Well since its in the news lets talk about it. Who the hell did James Cameron think he was? THREE HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES. That’s a fucking marathon. And its all on this boat. This movie absolutely sucks. So some poor kid sneaks on to the titanic and this grown ass woman leaves her very cushy rich life and risks it all for a poor Leo DiCaprio to fuck her in some car in the basement? FOR THREE HOURS. It takes forever. These 2 knew each other for like 3 days and acted like they had the deepest love ever created. There was plenty of room on that piece of wood for both of them. Also, bodies don’t sink, so how the fuck did Leos body just plunge to the bottom of the ocean. And we are to believe that a vessel that size sinking, pulling everything with it, these two unathletic 1900 individuals were able to swim strong enough to not get pulled down with it? Also how on earth did Leo know that ship was gonna pull to advise Rose to swim. Billy Zane is just shooting and handcuffing people recklessly on this boat as the band plays songs while the ship sinks. I don’t know this to be true, but no fucking way they locked the poor people in the basement when it went down. The company responsible for the cruise should sue. Is it just me or is Kathy Bates just a cunt in every movie she is in? She’s threat level 10 cunt in this movie. It is just such a ridiculous tale of this event. I can’t cannot say this louder, THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS. For 3 hours a rich girl falls in love with a poor kid, and that’s like 2 hours and 45 minutes of it and then at the last second James Cameron is like “Oh I have to squeeze in the whole sinking thing”. There is just no way in that time that a woman who is completely financially set for life would throw everything away for some poor kid fling on a 3 day cruise. This is the premise of the movie. And then she lets him die. And we are supposed to be inspired? “But babe, he drew me naked and I fucked him an old jalopy car, this love is real”. This could have just been a romance movie on its own. Why did they make a romance movie on the most tragic boat accident in American history lol. God this movie sucks. And again THREE HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES. And you walk away with a Kate Winslet boob basically. This movie absolutely STINKS.
Side note: don’t pay money to go see the wreckage of the Titanic. Just YouTube it.