I had been on this Charlize Theron kick lately. Like Shaq it was almost a ” I am sorry I was not familiar with your game”. And by chance her movies kept popping up when I would search for movies. SO I come across this movie Old Guard. Reads like a fun movie. Oh boy was it not.
Charlize Theron plays a person on earth who cannot die. LOL. Ever. And she meets like 4 others who also, CANNOT die. EVER. They like find each other in their dreams. And they have been alive and trying to save the world for thousands of years. And hiding in captivity so know one knows. But they are just regular people. And then one solider in the marines gets killed. But than doesn’t die so they all see her in their dreams and go find her and steal her. And spend like an hour of the movie proving to her she can’t die. And they are than this rouge group that goes around fighting bad guys and not dying and as I continue to type it makes me want to puke because it was so freaking stupid. It isn’t even a superhero movie, they play it like its just like casual folks who are vigilantes and have also been around with like Cleopatra. But don’t age.
It is so ridiculously stupid. Charlize shame on you for this money grab. This movie absolutely STINKS. I hope if you go to prison one day, this is not the only movie they show. Although Charlize is very beautiful so maybe it wouldn’t be that bad. That is a review.