Category: Movie Review
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THE COMMUTER: 6.5
HOW THE FUCK DOES LIAM NEESON DO IT. It does not matter if he’s in a boat a train an airplane a car on foot in a bus in the andes mountains on the canopy of the amazon jungle he is going to be a 60 year old man who somehow defies all laws of…
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LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND: 7.7
I was SO happy when I saw this pop on Netflix. Brand new. I was thrilled because I read the book. And I REALLY enjoyed the book. I found the book on Barack Obama yearly. book recs. Then in the opening credits I find out HIM AND MICHELLE produced the movie. That is really cool.…
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THE MAURITANIAN: 8.5
Maybe this is a bit high. MAYBE. BUT AGAIN. WHEEL HOUSE. 1. True story 2. Humanitarian Drama 3. History. I mean it’s going to be an EXCELLENT FUCKING FILM every time at least when you give those. I really enjoy these type of films. Soooo from last review, we know the USA after 9/11 made…
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OFFICIAL SECRETS: 7.8
TRUE STORY. TRUE STORY. You know how I feel about em. ALWAYS gonna be good. It is weird when you watch a true story that makes you mad and you rate it good. It is like HEY THAT IS SO FUCKED, and than praise it. Gotta compartamentalize. Or however you spell that word. ALSO. Keira…
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STATE OF PLAY: 6.4
Literally the same level of enjoyment as BABEL. Dead even. Knew that before even doing the score. So skipped it. First time in my career. But this was a 6.4 movie. Just middle of the road SOLID FILM. All star cast really. Big 3 of Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck and Rachel McAdams. Not bad. And…
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BABEL: 6.4
This movie score is dead on per usual. This had CRASH vibes to it. 3 seemingly unrelated stories that are related to each other and tie in together. My issue with it was that one of the stories really didn’t make any sense being in there. Like I guess? But their backstory was really pointless…
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THE GOOD NURSE: 8.1
This story IS BONKERS. This is a true story based on what now is considered by far the biggest serial killer to ever live in the United States history. And you have never heard his name. This movie tells the story of a male nurse who decides that he was going to inject stuff into…
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WINTERS BONE: 6.1
J LAWS debut movie!!! Jennifer Lawrence stars in her first feature film in this semi dark thriller about a young 17 year old J LAW who is responsible for her 2 younger siblings as her mother is completely tuned out and on drugs barely functioning. They scavenge for food and live a desolate life but…
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THE BURIAL: 7.7
ANOTHER TRUE STORY ALERT! God I love them. Has there ever been a movie based on a true story that sucked?? I cannot think of one. No one makes movies about shitty stories. Anyway. I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. It was a blast. Jamie Foxx was sensational in this movie. He plays…
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ZODIAC: 7.2
TRUE STORY ALERT. This one hits home as it is about as serial killer that terrorized the Bay Area over the course of a decade during the 70’s. Jake Gyllenhall plays the main character who happens to work at the San Francisco times as a cartoonist. But he cannot help himself get sucked into the…