Category: Movie Review
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THE SURVIVALIST: 4.7
I have just seen too many of these. It has just been played so much. I think these need to be discontinued. You cannot make this interesting or good anymore IMO. I keep watching them because I very much enjoyed these movies. But enough is enough. A man has a cabin in the woods, most…
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NAPOLEAN: 6.5
Man oh man this had major feels of Killer of the Flower Moon to me. You have a fascinating piece of history. You go to make a movie about it. Has the potential to be INCREDIBLE, and the director focuses, IMO, on the wrong shit. This movie was about the famed French leader Napoleon. A…
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DUMB MONEY: 8.7
WHAT A FUCKING EXCELLENT FUCKING FILM. WOW. This movie kicks so much ass. I stared at the screen for a solid 20 min in silence AFTER the movie ended, and THAT is exactly the mark of an EXCELLENT border line OUTSTANDING MASTERPIECE. Overall enjoyment was a 10, EXTREMELY thought provoking and you felt SO many…
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FROZEN GROUND: 4.5
I am not gonna lie, I think Nicholas Cage is the weirdest actor of my life. And honestly, I think he really sucks. 98% of his movies to me, are absolutely ass. They just are. They are either really stupid plot wise, completely over acting by him, but usually BOTH. He just always is doing…
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PERMAFROST: 3.9
Found this movie on Amazon Prime. It was under “movies we think you will like”. So thanks Amazon. For thinking that I like movies that absolutely STINK. That algorithm is really sound. I do not have much to say about movies that stink usually so I will be brief. This has the feel of a…
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THE POSTCARD KILLINGS: 7
I WENT TO THE WELL TWICE! Fair Play was really good so I decided to just keep it rolling. I have NO IDEA what IMDB or ROTTEN TOMATOES has this scored as. Honestly. I can see it being like in the 5’s or 40’s or right around where I am at. I have to imagine…
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FAIR PLAY: 7.4
This movie shocked me!!! I did zero homework and literally just threw it on, because Netflix said it was in the top 10 and so I said fuck it and did it. And wow! What a delightful surprise this movie was. A boyfriend and a girlfriend BOTH work as analysts for a hedge fund on…
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TRAINING DAY: 7.4
This movie is funny to rank because I guarantee if you were to ask anyone who grew up in the 90s, without looking at any rating system they would with out a doubt go THAT IS A FUCKING OUTSTANDING MASTERPIECE IT IS THE BEST. Nostalgia is a funny thing. But this site is not dedicated…
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UNCUT GEMS: 7.9
I did this review with my boy David. We both scored my system and and add both our scores and divided by 2. Got us a 7.9 which I actually is spot. I think this is a perfect example of a movie that is RIGHT on the border of an EXCELLENT FUCKING MOVIE. I think…
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THE STRANGER: 6.4
This movie got RAVE reviews from many international film critics. Globally it was well received. The acting, they said, by the main actor was GENERATIONAL. Not for me. I did not hate this movie but I certainly didn’t love it. It was very slow and the dialogue was not great. It is labeled as a…