Category: Movie Review
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THE NEW WORLD: 0.0
I am standing on business with this review. This movie ABSOLUTELY SUCKS. Not stinks. SUCKS. An absolutely all star cast. Bale, Ferrell and about 6 other people you would know right away. It is pretty cringe to me that all these actors decided to be in this crap. This is a real life version of…
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TED K: 5.5
This movie is about notorious serial killer Ted Kryzynski. One of the most notorious in United States history, also known as the UNA-BOMBER. I did not know much about what Ted did, how he did it, what was done, I just knew I had heard his name and he was infamous. I left this movie…
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HOUSE OF SAND AND FOG: 6
Jennifer Connelly is in a pretty remarkable amount of GREAT MOVIES. I did the SHAQ “im sorry I was not familiar with your game” when I looked at her imdb. This is not one of them lol. This movie actually is fucking ridiculous. Really ridiculous. It is the ridiculousness of the movie that had me…
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PEANUT BUTTER FALCON: 7.2
I mean this is just Shia Leboufs lane and I love it. I said it earlier in my review of (forget name but if you scroll its there, I think its called honey boy, yeah that’s it), he picks these INDIE feeling movies, where he seems like he’s not even acting and he’s being himself.…
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COMPANY MEN: 7.3
This movie hit home for me a little harder maybe than most because what happened to Ben Affleck in this movie quite literally happened to me. So for me, this one was a good watch as it was equally tough, as it re-visited a terrible time in my life. With that being said, it brings…
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THE BATMAN: 8.1
This was an EXCELLENT FUCKING FILM. Absolutely. I think they screwed up with a few of the Batman’s but in my opinion, this is the second best of the Batman’s behind the Dark Knight. What I liked about this, compared to the Dark Knight was, this was darker. This focused much less on Bruce Wayne…
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MONOLITH: 6.1
Sci Fi is my jam. It is rare I do not LOVE a sci film. Did not love this one. Did not hate it. Buuuuuuutttt. It was close to sucking. A journalist who is out a career recently, after being disgraced, finds herself diving into the world of conspiracy theories. As she digs deeper into…
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TRANS SIBERIAN: 6.9
Right there at it could have been a low end REALLY GOOD MOVIE or high end SOLID FILM. Honestly either way. I enjoyed it. Ben Kingsley. He has forever been a THAT GUY but now I know his name. I have seen far too many movies with him in it, and he’s ALWAYS solid. SO…
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SUNCOAST: 6.2
This will be my best review yet. My gf put it on and I was hammered. What I do remember: So there ya go. SOLID FILM lol. That is a review.
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DARK PLACES: 6.3
Charlize Theron alert. She’s great man. She is so damn sassy and I 100% buy it. Plus she’s a smoke show. ANYYYYYYWAY. This is a standard SOLID FILM. Would not rewatch, but am not mad I saw it. It did its job and entertained me for a few hours. Wam Bam Thank you Ma’am. Charlize…