Category: Movie Review
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE DEAD RECKONING PART 1: 7.9
I think I got this score perfect. It was the absolute highest level of a REALLY GOOD MOVIE. It could not cross over into excellent freaking film because there were a couple really corny love scenes for no reason, was a little confusing in the story telling and started somewhat slow. But outside of that,…
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MESSAGE FROM THE KING: 7.1
HIDDEN GEM MOVIE ALERT: This movie got bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes. And audience score. I do not disagree with them a lot, but I sure as hell am here. They gave it a 48%. Bullshit. Was this movie an Outstanding Masterpiece? No. Although I really thought it was head that way. An hour hour…
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STOWAWAY: 5.9
MAN. This movie had SO much potential. Like it was the equivalent of 6’10 18 year old with a 40 inch vert and a 3 point shot. That then had horrible eating habits and got into drinking and then was out of the NBA in 3 seasons. Great cast on paper. Fascinating 3 fascinating plot…
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65: 3.3
After much thought, I could only come up with 2 reasons why Adam Driver would demean himself to this film. 1. He really needs the money. 2. He really owed someone a huge favor. I gave it points for acting since it is Adam Driver. And he rocks. And some visuals. Outside of that I…
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NOBODY: 7.4
Bob Odenkirk is having himself a decade. And good for him. Shout out Chicago. This movie is easy. Bob Odenkirks character basically turns into John Wick after someone fucks with his daughter. Now, you might think, Saul Goodman, hurting people. I know. But somehow it does work. He is like former something that knows how…
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HOSTILES: 7.7
As I do these reviews I have come to a conclusion. There is a very definitive case for Christian Bale being the best actor of our generation. And it just hit. It is always Leo or Denzel or I dunno, Tom Hanks. You never hear Christian Bale. I think I am telling you right now,…
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KNOCK AT THE CABIN: 5.2
Who the hell keeps giving M Night Shamalam money to make movies? Who keeps telling him his movies are good? Where does he get the confidence to keep putting out movies? I am so confused by him. He is the worst director of our generation. Yet here he is, in 2023 still churning out shit…
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THE IRISHMAN: 3.7
Please see my review on Inception when we discuss this movie. I want to repeat from that review: THIS IS A SAFE PLACE. A PLACE OF HONESTY. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PRETEND HERE. Ok good now that we got that out of the way, and we are comfortable and safe. THIS MOVIE BLOWWWWWWS. I…
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THE DROP: 6.7
HIDDEN GEM SOLID MOVIE ALERT. Tom Hardy (who never loses) plays a bartender in Brooklyn. A lot of mobsters are hanging and do business out of this bar. He is not the owner of the bar. He just keeps his head down and minds his business. Until one night he has to get involved. James…
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THE SOCIAL NETWORK: 9
You could not possibly have cast a better person to play Mark Zuckerberg than Jessie Eisenberg. Eisenberg was simply sensational. The story of how Facebook was created is the basis of this movie. And if you do not know the story, please watch this movie and learn it. The story of a sophomore at Harvard…