Category: Movie Review
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ONCE UPOND A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD: 7.9
This is Brad Pitt and Leo. Cannot miss. Only issue is it is slow. All dialogue. But its worth it. It is long. But worth it. Leo plays an out style actor finding his way in a new world with a bodyguard Brad Pitt who has his back no matter what. What is fun is…
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THE HUNT: 7.2
Slow movie. Dark. Drama. As you know, right up my alley. A school teacher in the Nordic gets accused of touching a girl in his class who has a crush on him. Hint, he didn’t touch her. Also hint, his life turn to absolute hell in this small close knit town. Its a great drama…
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ITS COMPLICATED: 3.3
I still to this day do not understand why Meryl Streep is famous. As famous as she is. She stinks. This cast is her, Steve Martin, John Krasinski and Alec Baldwin. Solid cast. It is too bad this is the worst rom com ever made. If you want to see 65 year olds having sex…
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THERE WILL BE BLOOD: 7.1
This is going to send anyone who reads this into an absolute panicked frenzy I am sure. But like I have stated many times before here, this is a safe place. One where you can be honest and speak the truth. Daniel Day Lewis was fantastic as an actor in this film. Unfortunately for me,…
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IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOON: 4.8
MAN. This had all the makings of a movie right up my alley. Sci Fi, murder and mystery. Dexter (Michael c Hall) and the Narcos guy whose name ill never know he is just the Narcos detective. That right there is enough. RIGHT!? Woof. Wrong. This movie STINKS. Really boring. Plot basically is a serial…
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RIVER WILD: 3.5
Woof. This movie STINKS. One of Netflix new releases, a remake of an 80s version that appears to not stink. I will just get to a couple points here on this brutal movie: This movie is so unbelievably dumb and besides that it takes a solid 45 min for literally anyone to die. I did…
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A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE: 3.5
Look I don’t even want to spend time on this movie. 2005 it was made. The acting was so horrible and so cheesy it felt like 1980. It was impressive how bad and cheesy it was. And this movie has GOOD reviews. I have no idea how. A small town restaurant owner kills to thugs…
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INTERSTELLAR: 9.1
Wow. I just got done rewatching this movie. I am trying to emotionally recover. I am literally staring at the screen just kinda stuck. Do not know where to begin. I am not gonna lie, I am a movie cryer. I do not care if you judge me. I cried at least 10 times during…
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THEY CLONED TYRONE: 8.1
Mystery, Sci-FI, Comedy, Fantasy? All wrapped into one. I honestly don’t even know what genre those 4 create but that is what this was. And it was awesome. A drug dealer in the hood, a pimp in the hood and and escort in the hood all realize things in the hood are starting to get…
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DUNKIRK: 9.5
Christopher Nolans best film IMO. Which is saying a lot, since he only does masterpiece films. This movie is an ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE. No movie is perfect but it is really close. Based on a true story, this movie shows, from 3 different vantage points, the escape of 400,000 English soldiers from Dunkirk Beach in France…