I am standing on business with this review.
This movie ABSOLUTELY SUCKS. Not stinks. SUCKS. An absolutely all star cast. Bale, Ferrell and about 6 other people you would know right away. It is pretty cringe to me that all these actors decided to be in this crap.
This is a real life version of Pocahontas. And if you know anything about what really occurred in that situation, you know that she was stolen, raped, forced in servitude, all while being a minor. There was ZERO love involved.
This movie tries to make the white colonists look like some innocent folks exploring the new world and the white guy falling in love with the Indian girl in this absolute bull shit romance. ZERO POINT ZERO for this being so absolutely seamless in this disturbing revisionist history. That is a review.