THE LOBSTER: 4.7

I am really starting to think Colin Ferrel is in nothing but bad movies. I am also not convinced at all he’s even a good actor. I do not even know if I spelled his name right. Is it 1 L or 2. I don’t think he’s deserving of me looking it up.

Look I like to think I am well rounded in my movies. So it is not like I am giving it this score because it is a romance. Shoot I gave LA LA LAND a 9. This movie just absolutely STINKS. Boring as all hell. Slow as all hell. No real acting. Just kinda Colin (Collin?) who cares, just ho humming around in this new weird character he is now in movies. I hated this movie. I am actually surprised it scored this high and I am being generous but there are some fantastic visuals of landscape and it is a thought provoking idea. But I would rather get a fastball from Mariano Rivera to the face than watch this again. It got amazing reviews and for the life of me, I cannot understand why, which means my score is the legit one. That is a review.


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